Suburban Tour '08

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DJ Nessuno and DJ Fat Tongue are preparing for their Suburban Tour '08. In line with their roots, they will be playing only at your favorite suburban malls and bowling alleys. Also scheduled for the burbs of Cali is a battle with child rap wannabe, Asteroid B/12. Check out Left Out for info on the upcoming tour and the dirtiest beats around.

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While not on the Left Out label, Mickey Avalon reminds us a lot of our own twisted Fat Tongue. Not sure where I was the first time I heard this song, but I remember laughing my ass off a week ago when I heard it again at a bar on the East coast.



In response to my now infamous and nonsensical retort to almost any request: "dicks like Jesus", Erukka decided to create her own verses:

my vag--smells like roses
your vag--guys hold their noses

my vag--got grip like kung fu
your vag--like an extra large muu-muu

my vag--loves a soul patch
your vag--looks like sasquatch

my vag--could turn girls gay
your vag--all-you-can-eat crab buffet

my vag--purring pussy cat
your vag--been there, done that

my vag--playboy centerfold
your vag--sure do look old

my vag--high roller table--with champaign
your vag--quarter slot machine

my vag--slick like Fo Jo
your vag--permanent camel toe

my vag--creme fraiche and strawberry
your vag--cottage cheese factory

--Lyrics By LOC's own Erukka